Four signs you're a bad friend...
1. When your friend invites you and the rest of your group to a party at his apartment on Friday.
2. Then you go to the bar almost every day, to "live it up" before the big-girl job starts next week.
3. Then, you tell your other friend it's a good idea that he has a party on Friday.
4. Then when your first friend tells you he's having a party, you ask why you haven't been invited, and slowly realize it's because you've been drunk all week and have short-term amnesia.
I'm sorry, Aldie. Have fun tonight. Let's do Grand Slam tomorrow. I swear I won't forget.
[sublurbed at 1:55 PM ] [ | ]